The Overtures News
(Offbeat and Completely Made-Up News Ltd.)

Thank you to all the fans who recently bought us chocolates for Christmas… however we neglected to mention that we also love Brandy, gold watches and £50 notes.

Stevie Overture.

Top Stixman - Stevie Overture

Den, Tony and Chris all pay tribute to the incredible drumwork of their ace stixman Stevie Overture. But accidents do happen! On several occasions recently one stick has gone flying out of his fingers halfway through a number, but his performance with the remaining one - working at an extra special crazy speed, makes it sound like he's got a stand-in behind the stage curtains!

Police help Surfin' Roadies

Says road manager Nick Surfin'roadie: "My job is much easier these days because the police surround us whenever we have to get through a crowd. They never seem to get fed up or anything, but many of them ask for autographs."

STOP PRESS!

Overtures confirm Cavern Gig in Liverpool… due to popular demand the Overtures will be making a one-night only appearance during Beatleweek on Tuesday 27th August… Race you to the front!!

NB: This is real news!!

TWIL Issue Seven February 2002