Front
of Stage Productions Present...
... the first annual TWIL awards for Convention 2001
The "I couldn't
dance to another" award for most over-played song of Convention
Twist and Shout
The "Don't
pass me by" award for the band we should have noticed years ago
A Hard Night's Day
The "He one
mojo filter" award for coolest dude
Jimmy Vivino (Fab Faux)
The "12 bar
original" award part 1 for most unusual choice of song
Clone Farm - Sour Milk Sea
Beat Brothers - BBC Song (from Austin Powers)
The "And your
bird can sing (marijuana version)" award for making us laugh
Neil the Compere
Paul Blue Meanie for his Del Trotter impersonation
The "I want
a short haired guy who sometimes wears it twice as long" award for best hur
George Parrot
John and George Blue Meanie
Jimmy (George) 1964
Doug from A Hard Night's Day
(honourable mention for good non-Beatles hair - Paul Parrot, Bob from AHND)
The "Don't let
me down" award for biggest disappointment
Hey! What happened to "That Means A Lot"?
The "You pick
me up from where some try to drag me down" award for being Nina & Helen's knights
in shining armour
Fab Faux
The "Beneath
this wig I am wearing a tie" award for best costume
Abbey Road's 1966 suits
AHND for toilet seat and cowboy boots at the Royal Court
The "I've just
seen a face" award for best newcomers
Blue Meanies
Beat Brothers
The "12 bar
original" award part 2 for most interesting sets
Comitatus
Fab Faux Royal Court
AHND
The "You can't
do that (in front of the children)" award
Friday's samba party
Jack Faux's intro to Helter Skelter at Chavasse Park
The "I want
to hold your hand" award for eye candy
John and George Blue Meanie
George and Paul Parrot
Doug from AHND
Rick Allen (or however you spell it) with his new hair cut
Neil the compere
The "I want
to hold your guitar" award
Frank Faux's Ricky 12
Danny AHND's Duo Jet
(guess which judge voted for which guitar;-) )
The "I don't
believe in Beatles" award for reminding us there is musical life outside of
the Fabs
Overtures (natch)
Counterfeit Stones
The "Rockin'
little record" award for best versions of songs
Faux - Prudence (dribble...)
Parrot - Walrus
Clube Big Beatles - Lucy
AHND - Kitten
The "I've been
working like a dog" award for dedication to duty
Nina, Jo & Helen
The "Something
in the way he moves" award for rocking out!!!
Den Overture
The "I have
to admit it's getting better" award
The Adelphi (can't get no worse)
The "Farther
one travels" award for instrumental authenticity
Australian Beatals for sitar on Norwegian Wood
The "Keep your
hands off my baby" award for guitar we'd most like to steal
Jimmy Faux's Yellow Submarine Epiphone
The "Desmond
lets the other band members lend a hand" award for playing nicely with the other
children
The Overtures
The "You don't
see many of those nowadays" award for most unusual Beatles cover
Sgt Pepper Band - You Know What To Do
The "On moonlight
bay" award for looking most like Eric Morecambe
Steve Overture
Janine, Carol-Anne
and Ann (with the fan)'s post orgasmic, f***ing awesome award
Overtures and Frank Faux play No Matter What!!!!
The "I saw her
standing there" award for propping up the stage
Us!
The judges' decision is final!
Janine Edwards & Carol-Anne Lennie