Front of Stage Productions Present...
... the first annual TWIL awards for Convention 2001

The "I couldn't dance to another" award for most over-played song of Convention
Twist and Shout

The "Don't pass me by" award for the band we should have noticed years ago
A Hard Night's Day

The "He one mojo filter" award for coolest dude
Jimmy Vivino (Fab Faux)

The "12 bar original" award part 1 for most unusual choice of song
Clone Farm - Sour Milk Sea
Beat Brothers - BBC Song (from Austin Powers)

The "And your bird can sing (marijuana version)" award for making us laugh
Neil the Compere
Paul Blue Meanie for his Del Trotter impersonation

The "I want a short haired guy who sometimes wears it twice as long" award for best hur
George Parrot
John and George Blue Meanie
Jimmy (George) 1964
Doug from A Hard Night's Day
(honourable mention for good non-Beatles hair - Paul Parrot, Bob from AHND)

The "Don't let me down" award for biggest disappointment
Hey! What happened to "That Means A Lot"?

The "You pick me up from where some try to drag me down" award for being Nina & Helen's knights in shining armour
Fab Faux

The "Beneath this wig I am wearing a tie" award for best costume
Abbey Road's 1966 suits
AHND for toilet seat and cowboy boots at the Royal Court

The "I've just seen a face" award for best newcomers
Blue Meanies
Beat Brothers

The "12 bar original" award part 2 for most interesting sets
Comitatus
Fab Faux Royal Court
AHND

The "You can't do that (in front of the children)" award
Friday's samba party
Jack Faux's intro to Helter Skelter at Chavasse Park

The "I want to hold your hand" award for eye candy
John and George Blue Meanie
George and Paul Parrot
Doug from AHND
Rick Allen (or however you spell it) with his new hair cut
Neil the compere

The "I want to hold your guitar" award
Frank Faux's Ricky 12
Danny AHND's Duo Jet
(guess which judge voted for which guitar;-) )

The "I don't believe in Beatles" award for reminding us there is musical life outside of the Fabs
Overtures (natch)
Counterfeit Stones

The "Rockin' little record" award for best versions of songs
Faux - Prudence (dribble...)
Parrot - Walrus
Clube Big Beatles - Lucy
AHND - Kitten

The "I've been working like a dog" award for dedication to duty
Nina, Jo & Helen

The "Something in the way he moves" award for rocking out!!!
Den Overture

The "I have to admit it's getting better" award
The Adelphi (can't get no worse)

The "Farther one travels" award for instrumental authenticity
Australian Beatals for sitar on Norwegian Wood

The "Keep your hands off my baby" award for guitar we'd most like to steal
Jimmy Faux's Yellow Submarine Epiphone

The "Desmond lets the other band members lend a hand" award for playing nicely with the other children
The Overtures

The "You don't see many of those nowadays" award for most unusual Beatles cover
Sgt Pepper Band - You Know What To Do

The "On moonlight bay" award for looking most like Eric Morecambe
Steve Overture

Janine, Carol-Anne and Ann (with the fan)'s post orgasmic, f***ing awesome award
Overtures and Frank Faux play No Matter What!!!!

The "I saw her standing there" award for propping up the stage
Us!

The judges' decision is final!

Janine Edwards & Carol-Anne Lennie